foodtrucker:

you haven’t experienced embarrassment until you’ve been caught taking a selfie

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

saturgay:

making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it

foreverunbroken93:

I asked my 18 year old brother the other day if he only liked girls that have thigh gaps, to which he replied “whats a thigh gap?”

this should tell you something

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